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Driss Fettouhi is a Moroccan professional footballer who plays for Al-Markhiya, on loan from Al-Markhiya.
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The Cape robin-chat is a small passerine bird of the Old World flycatcher family Muscicapidae. It has a disjunct range from South Sudan to South Africa.
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Brachiacantha albifrons, known generally as the white-fronted lady beetle or pale anthill ladybug, is a species of lady beetle in the family Coccinellidae. It is found in North America.
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