{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
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{"fact":"Mountain lions are strong jumpers, thanks to muscular hind legs that are longer than their front legs.","length":102}
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{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
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