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\"One Way Love\" is the first single from freestyle group TKA's debut album Scars of Love. The song appeared in the 1986 film Modern Girls.
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203 Pompeja is a fairly large main-belt asteroid. It was discovered by C. H. F. Peters on September 25, 1879, in Clinton, New York, and named after Pompeii, the Roman town destroyed in volcanic eruption in AD 79. This asteroid is orbiting the Sun at a distance of 2.74 AU